Sammylumpkins

Geeky little english girl. Video Games, comic books, food, movies, sex, fashion, cute shit, glitter, GAH STUFF!

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via poisonharleykyle)

Anonymous asked: describe your dream guy


Answer:

ianstagram:

Tall, dark, handsome, well read.  2500 attack points and 2100 defense points. 

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

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